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Where my ho ho ho's at? Beanie $23.99

Sit on my lap and call me santa

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Santa doesn't believe in you either! Beanie $23.99

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I'm not just a pretty face and a perfect body

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Captain Awesome

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Ladies please one at a time

I may be wrong - But I doubt it

I may be wrong - But I doubt it

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I don't hold grudges I remember facts

It's never too late to give up

It's never too late to give up

Wish you were beer

Wish you were beer

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Why be part of the problem

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This is what awesome looks like

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Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is optional

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Vegetarian is an old indian word for bad hunter

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You can either agree with me or not disagree

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Who needs hair with a body like this

Who needs hair with a body like this

Pretty sure I seized the wrong day

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I'm not like other kids, I'm in my 40s

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again

Have you tried turning it off and back on again

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I'm not as dumb as you look

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