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I'm not just a pretty face and a perfect body

I'm not just a pretty face and a perfect body

Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome

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Ladies please one at a time

I may be wrong - But I doubt it

I may be wrong - But I doubt it

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I don't hold grudges I remember facts

It's never too late to give up

It's never too late to give up

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Wish you were beer

Don't bite the hand that fingers you

Don't bite the hand that fingers you

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I'm not old im a classic

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This is what awesome looks like

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Growing old is mandatory - Growing up is optional

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I don't make mistakes - I date them

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Vegetarian is an old indian word for bad hunter

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You can either agree with me or not disagree

You can either agree with me or not disagree

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I'm not trying to be difficult, It's called talent

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Pretty sure I seized the wrong day

Pretty sure I seized the wrong day

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again

Have you tried turning it off and back on again

It seemed like a good idea at the time

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Alcohol you later

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Don't blame yourself - Let me do it

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I'm not as dumb as you look

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